April Fools’ – Spoilers Leaked For AVENGERS: ENDGAME Ahead Of Release

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On April 1, a very reliable source that wishes to remain anonymous leaked the following spoilers for the highly anticipated culmination of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers: Endgame.

  • The film is only an hour and thirty-one minutes long, counter to previous reports. It is actually the shortest film in the MCU.
  • In accordance with the principles of Thanos, theaters have been instructed to fill each showing of Avengers: Endgame to only half capacity.
  • With Disney’s recent acquisition of Fox, half of the X-Men franchise has been erased and the timelines now make sense (yes, that includes X-Men Origins: Wolverine). Unfortunately, the 2015 reboot of Fantastic Four still remains in existence.
  • James Gunn was snapped out of existence by Thanos in the MCU, hence the Guardians fiasco was a failed cover-up.
  • Edward Norton was also one of the casualties of the snap. As such, Mark Ruffalo has been playing Hulk in all of the MCU.
  • Spider-Man: Far From Home has been cancelled. The trailer was only meant to misdirect all of us.
  • There will only be one post-credits scene. Two were shot, but the Russos can’t find where the footage from the second one was placed.

Happy April Fools’ Day from POPAXIOM! Avengers: Endgame opens in theaters on April 26 and none of these claims are true.

By Sean Boelman

Sean is a film student, aspiring filmmaker, and life-long cinephile. For as long as he can remember, he has always loved film, but he credits the film Pan's Labyrinth as having started his love of film as art. Sean enjoys watching many types of films, although some personal favorite genres include dramatic comedies, romantic comedies, heist films, and art horror.

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